Jewish Divorce Humor

December 7, 2009

A New York judge is presiding over the divorce proceedings of a Jewish couple. When the final papers have  been signed, and the divorce is complete, the woman thanks the judge and says, “Now I have to arrange for a Get.”

The judge inquires as to what she means by a “Get.” So, the woman explains that a Get is a religious ceremony required under the Jewish religion in order to receive a divorce recognized by the Jewish faith.

The judge says, “You mean a religious ceremony like a Bris?”

She replies, “Yes, very similar, only in this case you get ride of the whole shmekel!”

Elliot S. Schlissel, Esq.

800-344-6431

Picture courtesy of Ontario Divorce Judge.net

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3 Responses to “Jewish Divorce Humor”


  1. I know of two people who are already remarried under the Jewish Divorce allowance (GET) but the court is still not finding any grounds, forcing these two people to be civilly married. And this is going on for seven years. Can’t these people get divorced simply because they want to?


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